Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I was wrong!

For years I have spoke out against the public education system. I felt I knew what was best for my children, I have come to the realization that I was wrong. There is no one who can better educate my children than the public education system.

My children will learn about diversity, that history is not a constant but it changes over time they will learn to read by recognition and not by phonics. My children will learn that being a good American means going green no matter what the science is behind going green. My children will learn that it is okay to spell a word wrong as long as you come close, they will also learn it is okay to say that 2 + 2= 5 as long as they tried hard and feel good about their effort. My children will learn that it is okay to be fiscally irresponsible and to question parental authority. My children will learn to accept socialism.

I know that taxing me as much as possible even if it means losing my home is what is best for my children. My children will learn that taxes are good and teachers and school employees should be paid whatever they want. My children will learn that it is okay to be a leech off of the rest of society and that personal responsibility is just not necessary in America today. My children will learn to hate America.

I now understand that it is okay for educators to use my children as political pawns. I know it is okay for them to tell my children to go home and tell me that their teacher will lose their job if we do not support the school tax increase.

Happy April Fools Day

Spelling and grammar errors as well as typos are left as an exercise for my readers.

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